Robots

Robots are very effective at fighting zombies. Were I to succumb to the visciousness of zombies I would wish to be rebuilt, better, faster and stronger as a joe-bot. Lets look at the benefits of a joe-bot over a Joe.

Joe Pros

1. Joe is funny when he gets attacked by zombies and tries to reason with them.
2. Joe can bring peace between humanities and zombies with cheesecake.
3. Joe knows the secret Google bases to hide. Computers do not turn into zombies.
4. Joebot knows the wolfdog, who is there for your protection.
   

Joe-bot Pros

1. Joebot can fight robots without fear of being turned into a zombie
2. Joebot does not need food.
3. Joebot knows kung foo
4. Joebot does not reason with zombies
5. Joebot will not get distracted explaining the inner workings of a super bed fort and then get turned into a zombie
6. Joebot will never forget to document his experiences on the zombie watch planning board.
7. Joebot will never vote for a zombie leader
8. Joebot will never at the most inopportune time say things like. "Zombies are people too."
9. Joebot will not be distracted by seductive voodoo zombies.
10. Joebot can, with sufficient bribes make the transformer sound.